Recovered audio log from the Site 40-2 Breakroom from 11/13/20██.
(Dr. Malfrous is heard setting down a box of cards onto a table.)
(Dr. Young, Dr. Drago, Dr. Colms, Dr. Schrodinger, Agent █████)
Dr. Malfrous: Alright, gentlemen - and ladies - we will be playing a civilized game of Cards Against Humanity.
DrYoung would be heard barfing a little in his mouth. He would kneel over to his left, allowing green liquid to dribble from his mouth into a trash bin.)
(Dr. Malfrous would choke back a laugh.)
(Dr. Young would scream, allowing barf to fly in all different directions upon opening his mouth,)
Dr. Young: 480 DAYS IN EXILE, YOU GOD DAMN TERRORIST!
(Doctor Young would then be heard choking on a bit of barf he swallowed down.)
Dr. Young: Too...-inaudible-...chunky...
(Dr. Young would then faint.)
(They would continue their game like nothing happened.)
(Malfrous would say a black card with blanks, and the other participants would eagerly shout at their cards.)
Dr. Malfrous: Dr. Young ____ all over the ______.
Dr. Drago: Uh, Doctor Young 'barfed' all over the 'table'!
(The group would applaud.)
(Suddenly, a goat-like scream was heard, and everyone was shocked to hear Young to have his head cocked up, his jaw wide open. Barf would spray up into the air.)
Dr. Drago: Son of a-
(He was cut off by the barf coming down towards them, splattering all over the group's heads.)
Agent █████: Hmm. I can use this as a flavor at SCP-Bucks.
(Agent █████ would lick the barf dribbling down his hair.)
(Dr. Colms would still be looking down at his cards, not batting an eye..like always.)
Dr. Colms: Can someone bring me a beer? (Unaware of the barf dripping down his forehead.)
(Dr. Youngs would suddenly awaken, and his eyes bulged out of his sockets, and a flood of barf blasted at the table, snapping the table in half like a twig with one swift strike.)
Dr. Drago: Well, shit.
(Dr. Malfrous would raise his knife and attempt to charge at Young.)
(Young would barf directly at Malfrous, and upon impact, Malfrous was sent flying, slamming into the wall.)