Greetings, non-asses from around the world of the SCP-Foundation!
My name is Doctor Ass-frous, your mentor on how to be an ass!
Whether to be a pain in the living butthole to a random weaboo. Cough - Parkswood - Cough. Anyway, welcome aboard, and enjoy your stay in the world of...
AAASSSS![]
Step One Find your victim's weakness. Whether they don't like it when they are called a certain name, Cough, THE MAN! , Cough. Use this weakness against them as much as possible, and you're on your way!
Step Two Be repetitive. Repetitiveness is the key to pure annoyance, for example, GG , XD, and RIP, and repeat them many many times.
Step Three SHOW. NO. MERCY. When they scream at you to stop, or begin to cry, keep on doing it! That means you are becoming a good ass!
Step Three Don't act smart.
Step Six Where was I again? Oh yeah, you were too stupid to keep my place, dumbass. HA!
Step Four Torture your victims! Whether it's a simple poke, or a blood-spilling steb.
Step 21 You all hate this little number. So I'm repeating it again to annoy you.
Step 21 I'm an ass, I'm a super, super, ass, better than your tiny, tiny, bubble butt.
Step 21 I'm an ass, I'm a super, super, ass, better than your tiny, tiny, bubble butt.
Step 21 I'm an ass, I'm a super, super, ass, better than your tiny, tiny, bubble butt.
Step 21 I'm an ass, I'm a super, super, ass, better than your tiny, tiny, bubble butt.
Step 21 I'm an ass, I'm a super, super, ass, better than your tiny, tiny, bubble butt.
Step 21 I'm an ass, I'm a super, super, ass, better than your tiny, tiny, bubble butt.
Step 21 I'm an ass, I'm a super, super, ass, better than your tiny, tiny, bubble butt.
Step Five All of you suck ass.
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~Dr. Malfrous