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Doctor Chowder is an enigmatic and energetic Level-3 Personnel. He changes outfits often, but is usually recognized by his pristine uniform and emoticon-like face. He usually strives to please and tries to be as comical as possible. He gets a little too curious at times, usually refraining from heading to an evacuation shelter during a breach, and walking through the hallways, destined to find the problem himself.
More to come.